The Subtle Butt Masks Your Gas
It was an ability once thought to belong solely to the realm of ninjas and women: the ability to discreetly discharge gas with nary a sound to be heard. Thankfully, Capitalism has made it possible for you, a sloppy man, covered in grease and Cheetoh residue, to do the same! Thanks to the Subtle Butt™.
This little piece of fabric goes in your underwear. It is “impregnated with activated carbon”. Fancy! It also has “a vast surface area for bad odors to adhere to and get neutralized.” Robust!
These fancy little gadgets work on any types of underwear. Even thongs! Remember ladies, nothing screams sexy like a Subtle Butt™.